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Wednesday, December 1, 2021

DON’T Give Them Cryptocurrency

“How about them wanting crypto as a gift and you not being keen on the idea?” Anonymous! You’re not supposed to say that part out loud. If you are a HODL maniac, and all of your relatives suddenly remember that you’re into this stuff, and now they all want a part of the gravy train.

And not only do they want you to gift them crypto, but they think that you are a millionaire, nay billionaire, nay trillionaire, because you bought at the peak of 2017 and they do not know the secret tears you.

You will be asked to buy them cars and yachts and mansions and gift they crypto in amounts that they think are appropriate to your newfound wealth and you will not want to do that.

So give them a gift card to the outback steakhouse or Arby’s or if you don’t have something like that think of a disgusting chain restaurant that serves fast food pretending its healthy exotic family fare.

Give them that instead and then tell them that you lost your crypto in an unfortunate boating accident, it’s always an unfortunate boating accident.

And be clear, it was a boating accident in a kayak. Don’t let them think you have a yacht.

Then they’re just going to want more crypto! Thanks for reading, if you’d like to support me please consider supporting me on patreon.com/aantonop.

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